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Fun Music Information -> Bob Seger
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Bob Seger/Wizard of Oz, Bob SegarNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mica Rock" | "Like A Rock" | Evil Olive |
| "Night Grooves" | "Night Moves" | Sutch |
| "Sunburned Baby" | "Sunspot Baby" | rocky |
| "Herpes" | "Her Strut" | oldrock |
| "Her Crawl" | "Her Strut" | rocker |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Rock And Roll Never Forgets," | Of course not! Music has no memory. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Shame On The Moon," | The Moon is incapable of feeling shame. | Peter |
| "Heavy Music," | Music has no weight | Evan |
| "Sunspot Baby," | Sunspots don't procreate nor are they inhabitable. | Janice Ferrell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "W.O.L.D.," Harry Chapin | "Old Time Rock and Roll," Bob Seger | |
| "Everyday I Write The Book," Elvis Costello | "Turn The Page," Bob Seger | |
| "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "Mainstreet," Bob Seger | |
| "Poor Boy Blues," Poison | "Ain't Got No Money," Bob Seger | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Fir Lake" originally "Fire Lake"
Candy Welty
"Against The Win" originally "Against The Wind"
...for the other team, probably.
Serafina
"Ramblin' Amblin' Man" originally "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Amblin' Gamblin' Man" originally "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Dow On Main Street" originally "Down On Main Street"
I thought the Dow was on Madison Avenue.
rocky
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Shame On The Moron" originally "Shame On The Moon"
He deserves all the shame he can get!
Isac
"Night Movies" originally "Night Moves"
Serafina
"Night Movers" originally "Night Moves"
A rather odd time to be moving (to a new home)
Serafina
"Roll Men Away" originally "Roll Me Away"
Anne
"Even Snow" originally "Even Now"
Anne
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Eight Moves" originally "Night Moves"
Serafina
"The Horizontal Bog" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Hop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Cop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
"The Horizontal Mop" originally "The Horizontal Bop"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 19
a parody of "Katmandu" by Bob Seger
A parody to all those Qanon folks
Soundbetter: (Mp3)
Mar 8
a parody of "Main Street" by Bob Seger
Public service announcement about the dangers of cured salty lunch meats enhanced with Tire Pump solo.
YouTube: (Video)
Jan 10
a parody of "Against The Wind" by Bob Seger
Parody of Against The Wind by Bob Seger
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Old Time Rock & Roll" | "Too Far Down in the Polls" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Beautiful Loser" | "Trudeau's a Loser" | G_RandomPerson |
| "Old Time Rock And Roll" | "Schoolhouse Rock And Roll" | SwimPuff165 |
| "Katmandu" | "Joining Q" | The Offenders |
| "Still The Same" | "Still The Brain" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Turn the Page" | "The Next Stage" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Katmandu" | "Catmanshrew" | John A. Barry |
| "Turn the Page" | "Test the Page" | Patrick Yoness |
| "Turn the Page" | "Draw Something (Tyler Ward's version)" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Rock and Roll Never Forgets" | "Rocky Road Never Forgets" | Dylan Baranski |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Like A Rock | Viagra | mlm |
| The Fire Down Below | Preparation H | Eric Andrews |
| Night Moves | 24-hour Moving Company | Mike |
| Come To Poppa | Papa John's Pizza | rocky |
| Like A Rock | Ex-Lax | Jerry |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Night Moves | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Tatiana |
| You're Still the Same | Marriage Counseling | Tatiana |
| The Fire Down Below | STD Clinic | DJ |
| Like A Rock | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Diddims |
| Like A Rock | Ford or Dodge headquarters | Bob |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Here's To The Night Eve 6 | Night Moves Bob Seger | Here's To The Night Moves | Rock Maninoff |
| Endless Summer Nights Richard Marx | Hollywood Nights Bob Seger | Endless Hollywood Summer Nights | Chowder |
| No More Lonely Nights Paul McCartney | Hollywood Nights Bob Seger | No More Lonely Hollywood Nights | Serafina |
| Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold | Night Moves Bob Seger | Nightmare Moves | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Carole Bayer Seger
Carole Bayer Sager combined with Bob Seger
If they married, her surname would change by only one vowel.
Submitted By: Oliver South
Spongebob Seger
Sponge combined with Bob Seger
I'm surprised that this wasn't done already!
Submitted By: Josh
Bob Denver
Bob Seger combined with John Denver
Bob Denver was an actor known for playing the title character on "Gilligan's Island". (He wasn't related to John Denver, however.)
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Bob Sigue Seger Sputnik
Bob Seger combined with Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Opposites attract!
Submitted By: Rocky
Misheard Lyrics:
"Katmandu"
Misheard Lyrics: Pac-Man do
Original Lyrics: Katmandu
| "Old Time Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics: Call me erratic, call me what you will
Original Lyrics: Call me a relic, call me what you will
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"Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics: Working on the Nike shoes
Original Lyrics: Working on the night moves
| "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics: My dudes
Original Lyrics: Night moves
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Old Time Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics: Call me erratic, call me what you will
Original Lyrics: Call me a relic, call me what you will
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Dayna I can’t hear what he’s saying here so I don’t know why calling illogical for their taste in music seems a little harsh |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Little Drummer Boy"
Better Lyrics:
How many will be in jail
All just not some
The father,son in law
And of course the son
By this time next year
They'll all be in prison
They'll wish they never even
Heard of Putin
Heard of Putin
Heard of Putin
All just not some
The father,son in law
And of course the son
By this time next year
They'll all be in prison
They'll wish they never even
Heard of Putin
Heard of Putin
Heard of Putin
Original Lyrics:
Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new born king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new born king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the king
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
"Little Drummer Boy"
Better Lyrics:
How many Trump's are guilty(all just not some)
The father,son in law and,of course,the son
By this time next year they'll all be in prison
Where they can dwell upon how they were so dumb
They were so dumb
They were so dumb
The father,son in law and,of course,the son
By this time next year they'll all be in prison
Where they can dwell upon how they were so dumb
They were so dumb
They were so dumb
Original Lyrics:
Come,they told me(ba rum bu bu bum )
A new born king to see(ba rum bu bu bum)
Our finest gifts we bring(ba rum bu bu bum)
To set before the king(ba rum bu bu bum)
Rum bu bu bum
Rum bu bu bum
A new born king to see(ba rum bu bu bum)
Our finest gifts we bring(ba rum bu bu bum)
To set before the king(ba rum bu bu bum)
Rum bu bu bum
Rum bu bu bum
Submitted by: Ed Ehren
"Turn The Page"
Better Lyrics:
You walk into a restaurant
to try to use the comode,
but the line to the bathroom
straches half way down the road,
you pretend it does not bother you
but you think you might explode
to try to use the comode,
but the line to the bathroom
straches half way down the road,
you pretend it does not bother you
but you think you might explode
Original Lyrics:
Well you walk into a restaurant,
strung out from the road,
You can feel the eyes upon you
as your shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesnt bother you,
but you just want to explode.
strung out from the road,
You can feel the eyes upon you
as your shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesnt bother you,
but you just want to explode.
Submitted by: Steve Roberts
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Turn The Page"
The Funny Lyrics: Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can All the same old cliches Is that a woman or a man? Why They're Funny: I didn't know that 'Is that a woman or a man' was considered a cliche. But it adds a little humor to the song.
Submitted by: Renee
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Night Moves"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Night moves!
Why They're Repetitive: Keep working on those night moves, Bob. You'll get it eventually.
Submitted by: MOR
| "Like A Rock"
The Repetitive Lyrics: 20 years now, where'd they go
20 years, I don't know I sit and I wonder sometimes, where they've gone Why They're Repetitive: Probably could've been done better
Submitted by: Pete Moran
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Like A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Like a rock, charging from the gate
Why They're Nonsensical: Uhm...last time I checked, rocks don't really 'charge from the gate' all that fast
Submitted by: Steve
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Against The Wind"
The Insincere Lyrics: Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time
Why They're Insincere: NOBODY can run a 7.5-second mile, much less for "months at a time."
Submitted by: Cat
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Turn the Page"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha,
You can listen to the engine moaning out his one note song, You can think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before Why They're Misrhymed: Usually with misrhymes, at least the vowels rhyme. None of the three vowels rhyme, let alone the consonants.
Submitted by: Paul Kennedy
| "Manhattan"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sits himself down
And waits for the sun to go down Why They're Misrhymed: You can't rhyme the same words.
Submitted by: Adam
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"You'll Accomp'ny Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run I've made my mind up that it's meant to be Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me Why They're Inappropriate: It's called stalking.
Submitted by: Tarzan
| "Still The Same"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Turning on the charm.
Long enough to get you back. Why They're Inappropriate: Does this mean he'll turn off the charm once he's got her? What a sleazeball!
Submitted by: Albert Stadt
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"That Old Time Rock n' Roll"
The Dated Lyrics: Today's music ain't got the same soul... [later] Don't try to take me to a disco.
Why They're Dated: Disco isn't today's music anymore.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Horizontal Bop"
The Dirty Lyrics: Grass is good as carpet
Anyplace is fine Its time to get to rockin' Babe it's time to make it shine Tell 'em we'll be dancin' Dancin' till we drop It's time to get down and do the Horizontal Bop. Why They're Dirty: There's a reason why everybody wants to do it.
Submitted by: dirty
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Bob SEE-gur
The 'G' has a hard sound. (Not a soft sound, like a 'j')
Submitted by: Ed
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Sunspot Baby"
The Lyrics: She took my American Express
Product Brand Name: American Express credit cards and travelers' checks
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
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Song Title Space Change:
"Look In Back" originally "Lookin' Back"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Feel Like a Numb ER" originally "Feel Like a Number"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Sun's Pot Baby" originally "Sunspot Baby"
Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
Band Name Anagrams:
Sob, Grebe Submitted by: Ruby Gillespie
Grebe is a type of water bird
Bo's Grebe Submitted by: Ruby Gillespie
Grebe is a type of water bird
Gores Ebb Submitted by: Veruca Pepper
How does one gore an ebb?
Beer Bogs Submitted by: Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hollywood Things" originally "Hollywood Nights"
Submitted by: Jennifer
"Get Harp Tune" originally "Turn The Page"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Gather Up Ten" originally "Turn The Page"
10 of some item
Submitted by: Alexis
"Go Vent Shim" originally "Night Moves"
Submitted by: Calop
"Lick Korea" originally "Like A Rock"
Submitted by: Crystal Paisley
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Sunspot Baby"
The Lyrics: I looked in Miami, I looked in Negril
All I got was a month long bill I checked the Bahamas, they said she was gone I can't understand why she did me so wrong Why: The US city of Miami, Florida; the town of Negril, Jamaica; and the island country of the Bahamas.
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
| "The Fire Down Below"
The Lyrics: Yeah, it happens out in Vegas
And it happens in Moline On the blueblood streets of Boston Up in Berkeley and out in Queens Why: Las Vegas; Moline, Illinois; Boston; Berkeley, California; Queens, New York
Submitted by: Hugh Boettcher
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Acrostics:
GOOD: "Get Out Of Denver"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Lyre Fake" originally "Fire Lake"
Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
"Old Rhyme Rock And Toll" originally "Old Time Rock And Roll"
Submitted by: Yvonne Sindri
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Sob Beeger originally "Bob Seger"
Submitted by: Rocky
