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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock and Roll"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Cold"
Parody Written by:
lebeiW15
The Lyrics
Just take that aspirin off the shelf
I'll lie in bed all day by myself
My nose is running, and I've got a sore throat
I need to rid of this stupid cold
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out of my bed
In two minutes I'll collapse on the floor
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need some cherry Halls to soothe the throat
Those sinus tablets tasted kind of old
I need to rid of this stupid cold
Won't take that stuff that they call Advil
I'd rather sleep all day and hug my pillow
There's only one sure way to get me to go
If I get over this stupid cold
Don't want some Tylenol extra-strength pills
I don't want to drink that goopy orange DayQuil
I just wanna fall asleep on my own
And get over this stupid cold
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need some cherry Halls to soothe the throat
Those sinus tablets tasted kind of old
I need to rid of this stupid cold
(Repeat)
I'll lie in bed all day by myself
My nose is running, and I've got a sore throat
I need to rid of this stupid cold
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out of my bed
In two minutes I'll collapse on the floor
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need some cherry Halls to soothe the throat
Those sinus tablets tasted kind of old
I need to rid of this stupid cold
Won't take that stuff that they call Advil
I'd rather sleep all day and hug my pillow
There's only one sure way to get me to go
If I get over this stupid cold
Don't want some Tylenol extra-strength pills
I don't want to drink that goopy orange DayQuil
I just wanna fall asleep on my own
And get over this stupid cold
I need to rid of this stupid cold
I need some cherry Halls to soothe the throat
Those sinus tablets tasted kind of old
I need to rid of this stupid cold
(Repeat)
lebeiw@lycos.com
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