was never real tall,
not an eatra two pounds...
tight pants, ass of renown
she was a nice time girl she had real nice thighs..
and points in the "zone" sittin way up high
way up firm and high

out in the disco when the beat got heavy..
she started swayin, oh yeah she was ready
working on her dance steps without any shoes..
she had all the right moves
trying to make all those drunks confused
she had all the right moves, it was summertime
ooh yeah, sweet, mamma's mine

we then went out, but not far from it,
back to our room to watch wallace and grommit
we got yound and restlessly bored,
out of our gourds
and we'd dance again every chance we could
back in the disco on that floor of wood
I led her, then she led me
and neither one cared
we were dancin out there

she had all the right moves
trying to make all those drunks confused
she had all the right moves, it was summertime
ooh yeah, sweet, mamma's mine
and now I wonder..
I was a white man
and I waited on her thunder
thought she wanted me to blunder

woke last night, she's on top I'm under,
did I pass out? on the floor I wondered?
started humming a song from 1982
and she started humming, all the right moves
and I just didn't seem to find my shoes...
now I've got the right moves
we're dancin... closin in,,,,