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Song Parodies -> "Alzheimer Rock And Roll"
Original Song Title:
"Old Time Rock And Roll"
Original Performer:
Bob Seger
Parody Song Title:
"Alzheimer Rock And Roll"
Parody Written by:
Claude Prez
The Lyrics
Just get those old geezers off the stage
Go get a fishin' pole and act your age
Think they forgot to take their Geritol
Sounds like some Alzheimer rock and roll
The lead guitarist can't recall the chords
Or what his name is or what he's here for
The drummer up and wandered out the door
They're playin' Alzheimer rock and roll
Sounds like that Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bladder control
That messy Alzheimer rock and roll
They should be somewhere playin' bingo
And every groupie is a lumpy old ho
And when they flash their goodies hit the flo
Don't like that Alzheimer rock and roll
Call them arthritic call 'em what you will
It's them and "Matlock" in a double bill
Your great grandson directs your video
Just might be Alzheimer rock and roll
Still playin' Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bowel control
With that Alzheimer rock and roll
Not done with Alzheimer rock and roll
They takin' more drugs than the Rollin' Stones
And up on stage smells like a toilet bowl
That cranky Alzheimer rock and roll
Go get a fishin' pole and act your age
Think they forgot to take their Geritol
Sounds like some Alzheimer rock and roll
The lead guitarist can't recall the chords
Or what his name is or what he's here for
The drummer up and wandered out the door
They're playin' Alzheimer rock and roll
Sounds like that Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bladder control
That messy Alzheimer rock and roll
They should be somewhere playin' bingo
And every groupie is a lumpy old ho
And when they flash their goodies hit the flo
Don't like that Alzheimer rock and roll
Call them arthritic call 'em what you will
It's them and "Matlock" in a double bill
Your great grandson directs your video
Just might be Alzheimer rock and roll
Still playin' Alzheimer rock and roll
They smellin' funny and they movin' slow
They reminisce about their bowel control
With that Alzheimer rock and roll
Not done with Alzheimer rock and roll
They takin' more drugs than the Rollin' Stones
And up on stage smells like a toilet bowl
That cranky Alzheimer rock and roll
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The lead guitarist can’t recall the chords Or what his name is or what he’s here for The drummer up and wandered out the door They’re playin’ Alzheimer rock and roll Sounds like that Alzheimer rock and roll They smellin’ funny and they movin’ slow They reminisce about their bladder control That messy Alzheimer rock and roll Lol I thought these two were hillarios, but the whole song was good, I give you all 5's
Hey, this must have been inspired by Keith Richard sporting what was left of his chest on the cover of Rolling Stone... ;-)
Great job as always, Claude. Except I thought this song was ABOUT the Rolling Stones? lol-- d;:^)
This is one of the funnyest things Ive ever read! Awesome job Claude!
Thanks for comments everyone...and obviously, I couldn't help but think about the Stones, right? That RS cover was frightening...
That's a great job, Claude!
This is the funniest song (that I've read) that you've done. The title is creative, and hilarious! Great job. Straight 5s.
Claude, this is a little late, but I thought your "Alzheimer Rock and Roll" was terrific.
C4P: This one predates me, but my life is fuller now that I've found it. I should have known it was you that originated the old-farts-on-stage genre (along with the kill-and-eat-pets genre). "Lumpy old ho" is classic.
Thanks Spaff. But I doubt I can claim credit for either (Check out "Fry Up A Beagle" by Syncronos, for example--I'm sure there's plenty more too)
I also like to match key words (relic - arthritic). Excellent.
Dude, you never cease to amaze me. Hilarious. 555
Well I'm becoming a fan. I find it hard to parody songs I hate, so I love it when someone mocks it and makes it more palatable.
Best Parody About Music
Wait, it won already? Are you sure it's not just a nominee?
Excellent parody, Claude. Ghetto John already named by favorite lines, but excellent job still.
Awesome song
Did you win already? It was cooooooooooooooooool....
Loved it!! I always wanted to do one to this song, but you made it funnier than I could have. 5's
Hilarious and well done. This was written before I started writing on amiright. Glad you put this one up on the ABC contest, I may have never seen it otherwise.
Many LOLs on this hilarious piece. Your stuff is fall down funny, Claude, even after a number of readings! Speaking of numbers, they're 5s, of course, straight thru.
Well done, well done! Got my vote!
Claude, I'm starting recording "For Butt it's Worth" Any suggestions?
Pretty good for a young whipper-snapper.
Good parodies are ageless. You got my ABC vote!
A lot of excellent lines, especially the lines about Matlock and Rolling Stones.
very funnt .. some clever lines in this song...
Very nice! Capitol Steps wrote a similar parody about Bob Dole's aging fans... but this one's better ;-).
Still one of my faves.
Claude P - ehh? Whadya say, sonny? Talk right into my "Fives" so I can hear you better.
Saw this while skimming the archives. This is an amazing and hilarious piece of work.
http://inthe00s.com/archive/parodies/1080956751.shtml
hmmm...rather interesting that I would vote and comment on this about a month ago and completely forget having done so. What was the title of this parody again?
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1336;image
I'm sure this is the first time I've ever seen this one and it's CLASSIC. "Hit the flo" - heh heh. So many great lines.
Oh, wait a minute. I commented on this in 2003? And again in 2004? Huh? Who's Claude Prez? Where am I?
Oh, wait a minute. I commented on this in 2003? And again in 2004? Huh? Who's Claude Prez? Where am I?
(ABC 2004 Winners) Very funny, Claude. 5's
(ABCfinals)Old songs are a joy and so was this old parody.
Way late to the party, but that is HILARIOUS! Fantastic.
I too come carrying gifts to this parody - brilliant stuff, Claude - I've always admired the title but can't believe I've never actually visited the parody - 555 (to bring you within one of your half-century of votes)
Hey, thanks everybody
Just looking through parodies of this song to see if my idea had already been used... wow, this is freaking awesome. I guess that "TMGLTM" didn't exist back in 2003, otherwise it would be here. What was my idea again?
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