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Song Parodies -> "Lost In France"

Original Song Title:

"Lost In France"

Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Lost In France"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I was lost in France
I had made some wrong connections
I was lost in France
I tried asking for directions
But they spotted I was English, and
Pretended not to understand
I was lost in France
And drunk

I was lost in France
I don't know what I'd been thinking
For I thought "Bon chance"
Wine was cheap, so I'd been drinking
There was something that I had to do
But could I recall the French for "loo"?
I was lost in France and drunk

Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette

I was lost in France
With a bladder near overflowing
I was lost in France
And nowhere to be going
And I looked round for a place to pee
Before I have to go, oui oui
I was lost in France and drunk

Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette

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elmout - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
in French, you say "BONNE chance" and "oł sont les WC/toilettes"
Phil Alexander - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, oui... c'est "la chance"... but I was taught it was "le WC", not plural. Having said that, they're a funny lot, the French ;-)

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