The aviation world sometimes finds that it needs
to give a big shove
to somebody in that world who has a seat they seek,
but he will not budge.

So United beats man; outside he is hauled—
dragged on his back, not even allowed to crawl.
They had to get him off, this guy.

So United beats man…derided and mauled—
dragged on his back, not even allowed to crawl.
They had to wrestle off the guy.

The airline world to patrons don’t impart much love—
on land, in the air.
The tactics have become quite hard…unfriendly way,
way beyond severe.

So United beats man; he’s pried out and mauled:
abraded back, concussion, and out two teeth fall.
They sent a message to the guy.

Yeah, United beats man; he’s pried out and mauled;
video tracks the scene…goes viral; folks appalled.
His lawyer’s message, surely nigh.