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Song Parodies -> "Legs Stick To Leather"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Stick Together"
Original Performer:
Bryan Ferry
Parody Song Title:
"Legs Stick To Leather"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
You know my dermis now’s adhering naked
The blame is put on the weather now
Heat’s radiated - stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You know this hide of cow
A-cleaves skin of all that’s nether
But now it couldn’t get no hotter
Cancer cell - skins fry
Rather catch rabies than combust a thigh
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You show a furrowed brow
For fear of being stuck forever
Mad ‘cos you’re stuck for some miles
Consider’bly riled
Now makin’ me snappy
Makin’ me go wild
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
To buy seats made of cow
Displeased – blame myself, however
Now more than once in a while
The heat you revile
Oh man, it feels crappy
Para-medics, dial
Legs stick to leather
Not fond of bond - legs stick to leather
But if I get up now
That skin, from my legs, will sever
The blame is put on the weather now
Heat’s radiated - stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You know this hide of cow
A-cleaves skin of all that’s nether
But now it couldn’t get no hotter
Cancer cell - skins fry
Rather catch rabies than combust a thigh
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
You show a furrowed brow
For fear of being stuck forever
Mad ‘cos you’re stuck for some miles
Consider’bly riled
Now makin’ me snappy
Makin’ me go wild
Legs stick to leather
It bonds, it bonds - legs stick to leather
To buy seats made of cow
Displeased – blame myself, however
Now more than once in a while
The heat you revile
Oh man, it feels crappy
Para-medics, dial
Legs stick to leather
Not fond of bond - legs stick to leather
But if I get up now
That skin, from my legs, will sever
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I can sort-of relate to this when i was silly enough to wear a leather jacket in hot weather, when it became VERY sticky! Great parody. 555
I could use the old joke, "You two always complain about the leather, but you never do anything about it!" The sad part is, you DO do things about leather. As Malcolm would tell us.
wonderfully witty and i'm guessing a great dance goes along with this....and as a side note, cows are HAPPY that leather sticks to THEIR legs
M & P: Vinyl is worse . . .
LCC: By the D-Vinyls (Damn Vinyls)?
Suave and suede. I'm swayed to say, "This is great," as always.
Hail to the day cloth seats were introduced into cars ! Good job.
How clever!! 5's
I kept trying to sing this to a different "Lets Stick Together" song (can't remember whose)... brilliant title sub, beautifully executed, as usual.
..alvin - I think you'll find it's not leather while it's sticking to the cow.. not unless the cow has got a really good tan ;-)
..alvin - I think you'll find it's not leather while it's sticking to the cow.. not unless the cow has got a really good tan ;-)
Thank you all.
Phil, that's "Let's Get Together" by Canned Heat :-)
Phil, that's "Let's Get Together" by Canned Heat :-)
My thighs are sweating at the memories. I really hummed along with BF singing here. Bet he wish he had these lyrics!
Saw Bryan Ferry in concert this year and he is AWESOME. He did this song too and your parody is also good. Now you need a harmonica and some "Ow ow ow ow OW!" like on Bryan's song.
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