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Song Parodies -> "What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?"
Original Performer:
Bud Flanagan
Parody Song Title:
"What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay?"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
The theme tune to Dad's Army...
What do you think you are bidding for on eBay
Are you having lots of fun?
CDs and toys (of a sort I won't explain)
Things that make noise, that'll drive you quite insane
So what do you think you are bidding for on eBay
When will your auction be won?
Want to win a pin that fin-
Ishes 8:21.
You're winning come 8:20,
Seconds later you're outdone
So what is the point in such bidding there on eBay
When the auction's just begun?
So watch out, what's on ebay
Ain't a bargain every time
Though when you get a good one,
It's a feeling so sublime
So what do you think you are bidding for on eBay?
Oh, no! NOW what have you won?
Are you having lots of fun?
CDs and toys (of a sort I won't explain)
Things that make noise, that'll drive you quite insane
So what do you think you are bidding for on eBay
When will your auction be won?
Want to win a pin that fin-
Ishes 8:21.
You're winning come 8:20,
Seconds later you're outdone
So what is the point in such bidding there on eBay
When the auction's just begun?
So watch out, what's on ebay
Ain't a bargain every time
Though when you get a good one,
It's a feeling so sublime
So what do you think you are bidding for on eBay?
Oh, no! NOW what have you won?
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Phil, I know Ebay is supposed to be the way of the future, but what kind of future is it? (disillusioned upstart)
eBay: fraud facilitator or outright scam? 5s, Phil.
what an OS! - never would have thought of it Phil - and that "Ishes 8:21" was clever pacing - 555
ebay...the backwards spelling of Yabe, the Norwegian God of Tatt....OK, I made that up, but this was still a great parody. 555
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