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Song Parodies -> "Mind-Cloak Gained"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Mind-Cloak Gained"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I walked into that dark place, and with anxiety I was fraught;
I’m sure my blood pressure was extremely high;
my temperature was hot.
In fact, I was filled with terror, even though I’d get a shot.
I sat and dreamed that I’d be a departer,
a fast departer, but…

I’m in pain,
’cause I’ve got a seriously sore tooth.
So much pained (so pained!)
And besides that I am a wimp forsooth…
sore tooth, sore tooth!

I should have come here years ago, when I first orally grieved,
but I was too much afraid of repair;
now my grief must be relieved.
Because pain had become much too much,
desperation hit me.
Now I have need for a crown…
gonna drill me; prospect don’t thrill me, ’cause

I’m in pain—
they’re gonna have to get in and bore tooth
So much pain (so pained!)
But I’ve gotta deal with this sore tooth
forsooth…sore tooth!

Well, my fears notched up to near-Golgotha
heights, where knocked off was the Son.
I hate dental tools more than just a skosh, an’
this procedure will eclipse all my fun.

Though I gotta be here, still I whine.
Give me the shot, the nasty needle apply.
I will cry till it kicks in; then begins fixin’; that
lidocaine is merely a part of what I need to soothe
searing pain (such pain!)
Give me diazepam so I won’t loose
my cool; I’ll drool…mind tool.
Lidocaine, mind-cloak gained.

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