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Song Parodies -> "The First Cut Is Still Easy"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"The First Cut Is Still Easy"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I shanked to ball to the right at the start
had to ride to the ball in my cart
but I"m thinking I've still got a shot
to get the par, I'll try the shot again
try to stay out of the wind, hit low..
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
off the fairway just to the side
if it went a little farther, I'd cry
hit a four wood, or maybe a five,
I'll hit the shot, I'll try the club again
maybe I'll by the club, and then maybe I'll know
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
and the last hole is here, and I'm tired,
down the right side I hit it, it's wired.
but it bounced off the fairway again,
the shorter rough, I'll find my ball again
I'll hit a straight and perfect shot , but just when?
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
had to ride to the ball in my cart
but I"m thinking I've still got a shot
to get the par, I'll try the shot again
try to stay out of the wind, hit low..
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
off the fairway just to the side
if it went a little farther, I'd cry
hit a four wood, or maybe a five,
I'll hit the shot, I'll try the club again
maybe I'll by the club, and then maybe I'll know
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
and the last hole is here, and I'm tired,
down the right side I hit it, it's wired.
but it bounced off the fairway again,
the shorter rough, I'll find my ball again
I'll hit a straight and perfect shot , but just when?
the first cut is still easy
yes I know the first cut is still easy
when it comes to hitting wedges, I'm dirt
when you hand a driver to me I'm worse..
that's all I know
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Am I the only person that knows this song??? (Altho' I would have credited the Keith Hampshire version...)
No, I'll admit to being old too - hated the song and don't care who wrote it - but I can still hear it . . .
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