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Song Parodies -> "Beethoven"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Beethoven"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Inspired by Johnnie's Bach song yesterday.
Oh I have to practice all that Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven
Scales and arpeggios by Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven

And if that Lucy chick should leave
I won't cry, I won't grieve
Yes if that Lucy chick should leave
Oh iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif
I won't lose my place no more

And if I got a parlor grand
With black keys, for my hand
Yes if I got a parlor grand
Oh iiiiiiiiiiiiif
I won't have to sit on the floor

And if I ever get to grow
I'll still play pi-an-o
Yes if I ever get to grow
Oh iiiiiiiiiiiiif
I might get to date?

Did it take long to draw me?
I asked old Charlie Brown
Did it take long to draw me?
And why is your big head so round?

Oh I have to practice all that Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven
Scales and arpeggios by Beethoven, Beethoven, Beethoven
Beethoven, Beethoven
Beethoven, Beethoven

dum dum dum daaahhhh!
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.5
Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The opening riff of Beethoven's 5th Symphony is "dit dit dit daaaaaah"
The Morse Code for the letter V is "dit dit dit daaaaaah"
The letter V is the Roman numeral for 5

Rick Rick Rick Roooooooooocks
Rick Rick Rick Roooooooooocks
Here come the fives
Here come the fives
Here come the fives.....
Here come the fives
Here come the fives
Here come the fives.....
Here come the fives
Here come the fives
Here come the fives, fives, FIVES
Rick Rick Rick Roooooooooocks
ParodyKeet - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
All right! Very clever indeed. Can Schubert and Vaughan Williams be far behind?
Rick D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
No. Here they are (Shoofly) Schubert, come play for me....etc and (Moon River) Vaughan Williams, strings are soaring high,I want a lullaby, this day.....(any relation to Andy?)
Paul Robinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - Gee...from the title I thought this was going to be another masturbation parody. Man, it was really flying around yesterday.
alvin rhodes - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
i gave ya 5s....and that ain't peanuts
David Chrenko - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Beethoven . . . especially his poetry.
Jonathan C. - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
How's Schroeder doing with his recording contract?! :D
Jan Unwin - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd like to give you a Grand, but I can only give you 555.
ParodyKeet - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Marvelous one-liners on your part. Not even 'Prokofiev - ba-Deeee-ba-DEE-bee....' to 'Ma-Na-Ma-Naah' comes close.

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