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Song Parodies -> "Boring Ass Oprah"
Original Song Title:
"Morning Has Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Boring Ass Oprah"
Parody Written by:
U Guest It
The Lyrics
Another piece from my 'Oprah-etta'...
Boring ass Oprah
She leaves me snoring
Like Deepak Chopra
But not as "deep"
Talk about feelings
Just makes me vomit
Talk about "healing"
Puts me to sleep
Someone to tell you
What book to read next
Someone to sell you
Her magazine
What is her subtext
As she instructs you?
"You are my subjects,
I am your Queen."
You feel empowered:
"Oprah – she loves me!"
Good feelings shower,
Falling like rain
It's an illusion
Like a narcotic
Masking confusion
Just like cocaine
She loves you dearly
Yes, I'll admit it
She speaks sincerely
"You are the best!"
Yes, you are "her girls"
And yes, she loves you,
But girls, it's her world
You're just a guest
She leaves me snoring
Like Deepak Chopra
But not as "deep"
Talk about feelings
Just makes me vomit
Talk about "healing"
Puts me to sleep
Someone to tell you
What book to read next
Someone to sell you
Her magazine
What is her subtext
As she instructs you?
"You are my subjects,
I am your Queen."
You feel empowered:
"Oprah – she loves me!"
Good feelings shower,
Falling like rain
It's an illusion
Like a narcotic
Masking confusion
Just like cocaine
She loves you dearly
Yes, I'll admit it
She speaks sincerely
"You are the best!"
Yes, you are "her girls"
And yes, she loves you,
But girls, it's her world
You're just a guest
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Good one!!
Really excellent work, here... well crafted and incisive with a humorous point of view....I've just got to give you... (you guessed it)... 5's !
Fabulous! I wish Dr. Phil could read this and give input.
I'm always dazzled by your stuff "U Guest It" and this was sublime - great target well hit too - 555
Fabulously cutting piece of writing here, U. Great use of language, and enough humour in your cynicism to make this a top shelf parody. 555
he he
U Guest it, and I voted it. 5's, couldn't agree more with the sentiment
Thanks for all the comments Adagio, TJC, Tim Hall, stuart mcarthur, Kristof Robertson, Ann Hammond and Peregrin!
Tell it, sister!Sick of that woman.Freaking egomaniass.
I agree. Good parody, really funny stuff. 555
Thanks, SOYP (but it's mister not sister), and Chris.
I have to admit it, this bruised my ego at first, but it's really brilliant!
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