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Song Parodies -> "Water Has Broken"
Original Song Title:
"Morning Has Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"Water Has Broken"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Thanks to Tina for inspiring and helping me write this
Water has broken, with my first born kid
Ward in Hoboken, feels like a tomb
Drugs for the stinging, drugs for my torn lid
Blood will be slinging fresh from the womb
Curse the pain down there, like a crap ‘merging
Seeing the crown there, like a big turd
Drugs for the ripping, drugs for the screaming
Cord we’ll be snipping, crying is heard
Mine is a son, Dwight, break out the booze, dear
Kiss off your fun, Dwight, no more cheap whores
Not your relation, I have some news, dear
Our procreation, kid just ain’t yours
Ward in Hoboken, feels like a tomb
Drugs for the stinging, drugs for my torn lid
Blood will be slinging fresh from the womb
Curse the pain down there, like a crap ‘merging
Seeing the crown there, like a big turd
Drugs for the ripping, drugs for the screaming
Cord we’ll be snipping, crying is heard
Mine is a son, Dwight, break out the booze, dear
Kiss off your fun, Dwight, no more cheap whores
Not your relation, I have some news, dear
Our procreation, kid just ain’t yours
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Well, *I* liked it. Edgy as usual Rick!
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