I’m looking for a love handled lover,
One who will eat food off the shelf,
And if I find my love handled lover,
I won’t need nobody else, no, no, no.

I’m looking for a love handled lover,
One who won’t diet and beat his chest,
And if I find my love handled lover
I know his arteries will be stressed -- yes, yes, yes.

I know a lot of fancy prancers,
Gents who can glide you on a floor,
They keep so slim but have no answers.
When you ask Why don’t you ask for more?
They don’t know why…

I’ve seen many slender waisted men
But their slenderness depends on how they skimp.
They know many sure fired ways
To dump scores of gravied plates
And how to skimp.

I’m looking for a love handled lover,
One who will let me feed him good,
And if I find my love handled lover,
I know my life will be as it should -- yes, yes, yes.

I’m looking for a love handled lover,
One who will make me cook my best,
And if I find my love handled lover..