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Song Parodies -> "The First Cut Is The Deepest"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

Parody Written by:

Eel Deal

The Lyrics

the original lyrics were circumcised to make a song to assist the anti-genital-mutilation movement
I would have given you all of my rod
but there's a doctor who's torn it apart
and he's taken about half i had
but if you want i'll try to please you
with what's left
Baby, i'll try to please you but i know

The first cut is the deepest
Cut babies know
the first cut is the deepest
When it comes to being trusting
we're cursed
When it comes to loving gently
we're worse

I still want you by my side
just to help me deal with fears
that i hide
and i'm sure gonna give you a try
and if you want i'll try to please you
my friend, baby, i'll try to please you
but i know

The first cut is the deepest
Cut babies know
the first cut is the deepest
When it comes to being trusting
we're cursed
When it comes to screwing gently
we're worse

The first cut is the deepest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HcXbztHGRw

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Eel Deal - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
video was removed from youtube. can be seen at dailymotion.

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