Song Parodies -> "Behind Clothes Drawers"

Original Song Title:

"Behind Closed Doors"

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Original Performer:

"Behind Clothes Drawers"

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The Lyrics

My Gwen, she's mean and loud
Porn books, I just ain't allowed
She hogs the whole TV
Hen pecks me when we're out in a crowd
Folks, think I'm kitty whipped
Lord, let them say what they may,
Cause when I'm all alone
That's when I get things my way..

That's when I reach Behind Clothes Drawers
And I get my porn books down
Books that make me glad that I'm a man..
And no-one knows
What I hide Behind Clothes Drawers..

The pictures make me smile,
Lord, don't they make me smile
They're always lookin' my way
And their lips seem to say, "I want you"
They're such sexy ladies,
Just like a lady should be
And when my Gwen ain't around
They're always waitin' for me..

That's when I get Behind Clothes Drawers
And I pull my porn books down
They sure make me glad that I'm a man..
Hope she won't find
What I hide Behind Clothes Drawers..

Behind Clothes Drawers.

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John Barry - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm still chuckling at the title.

alvin rhodes - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

great concept....lol...5s

AFW - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks to John and alvin...

Lurker - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

You need to see a shrink (and a clergyman). Use of pornography is an addiction that needs to be broken (and repented).

carol - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Lurker, get the ramrod out of your *ss. Get a life or get a lobotomy.

AFW - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Carol........and to Lurker: I took your advice, and did see a shrink and a clergyman....In your behalf....they said you could drop by, anytime.

Billy Boyd - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny and painfully true...all 5's.

Red Ant - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds like you need a better hiding spot AFW, lol.

AFW - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Billy and Red Ant

sweetkissha - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

my goodness airfarcewon you sure have alot going on behind clothes doors, especially w/ Gwen & flo you betta go 2 a sex counslor.

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