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Song Parodies -> "Techies, Nerds and Geeks"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsies Tramps And Thieves"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"Techies, Nerds and Geeks"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I'm a worn out old techie I'm unravelin slow,
My RAM a-is advanced, cost some money you know.
Data got fragged, it got turned to wood,
Exit out to DOS shell, launch a couple modules of,
Dr. Good.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
Heard that user with that mouth unreal,
His system fried, he was full of appeal.
He got obscene,
Before I was done,
Still calls me and insists,
His data wasn't rotten just before I begun.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
Who you think you're foolin' we're the geeks from hell,
We can smooth down your files.
Three days later when your computer's rubble,
And you won't see us for a while, uh-huh so won't see us for a while, uh huh.
I'm a worn out old techie I'm unravelin slow,
My RAM a-was advanced, cost some money you know.
Data got fragged, it got turned to wood,
Exit out to DOS shell, launch a couple modules of,
Dr. Good.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
My RAM a-is advanced, cost some money you know.
Data got fragged, it got turned to wood,
Exit out to DOS shell, launch a couple modules of,
Dr. Good.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
Heard that user with that mouth unreal,
His system fried, he was full of appeal.
He got obscene,
Before I was done,
Still calls me and insists,
His data wasn't rotten just before I begun.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
Who you think you're foolin' we're the geeks from hell,
We can smooth down your files.
Three days later when your computer's rubble,
And you won't see us for a while, uh-huh so won't see us for a while, uh huh.
I'm a worn out old techie I'm unravelin slow,
My RAM a-was advanced, cost some money you know.
Data got fragged, it got turned to wood,
Exit out to DOS shell, launch a couple modules of,
Dr. Good.
Techies, Nerds and Geeks,
We'd hear it from the users who were down,
They'd call us techies, nerds and geeks,
If they want fight we just let them rant and pound,
Then lock their systems down.
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I can relate...oh boy can I relate....great job!
This was fun to sing along with (from a wannabee). Extreme 5's!!
Great work !
I've heard of file-cher-ing, but this not only takes the cake, it burns down the bakery! Actually, Data got turned to space dust, though he did save the Federation again. I know, I know, get a life, it was just a movie.
My hat's off to you Mr. Chips!
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