-> "High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Half Breed"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"High Speed (the Internet Surfer's Song)"
The Lyrics
my father ordered a package for me
my mother knew my downloads were free
the ria said I was their outlaw
but kazaa was the internet law
high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born
I now go surfing, and I load it down
thank you, you're welcome, and it ai't slowin dow
the other surfers used to laugh at me
he's using dial up he's a retard you see
high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born
my speed has increased, and my eyes are so glad
those porn sites , man I say are they ever bad
my life since then has been from site to site
I wipe my keyboard off 'most every night
high speed, that's all ever want
high speed, now I've loved to greet the word
high speed, it's too god they warned
wish I had this speed up since the day I was born
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