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Song Parodies -> "History Books She Needs"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cher
Parody Song Title:
"History Books She Needs"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Sarah Palin was all over the country trying to be America's Darling again. Unfortunately, her star has long since faded.....Amen!
I took off on a bus for my travellin' show
My daughter was on "Dancing with the Stars", dontcha' know...
The news would mock us whenever they could
Gettin' pretty hostile, and tellin' all the lefties "she's no-damn-good"
"History books she needs!"
We'd hear it from the lamestream left
They'd tell us "History books she needs!"
But on the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
Met Donald Trump for lunch in Times Square
Had a slice of pizza, really loved his big hair
In 2016, maybe we could run...
Now it's off to to Boston
(where) Revere "warned the British that they can't take our guns."
"History books she needs!"
We'd hear it from the lamestream left
They'd tell us "History books she needs!"
But from the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
I never read the papers, but I bulls**t well
With my cool rogue style
Six months later my campaign's in trouble
And I ain't been in the news, now, for a while, oh no....
Ain't been in the news for a while, uh-huh
She was forced to abandon her travelin' show
Her daughter used to dance and she made a lot of dough.
N.B.C. would mock her whenever they could
Gettin' pretty hostile, and Lawrence told the viewers "she's no-damn-good"
"History books she needs!"
They'd hear it from the people on the left
They'd tell them "History books she needs!"
But on the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
My daughter was on "Dancing with the Stars", dontcha' know...
The news would mock us whenever they could
Gettin' pretty hostile, and tellin' all the lefties "she's no-damn-good"
"History books she needs!"
We'd hear it from the lamestream left
They'd tell us "History books she needs!"
But on the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
Met Donald Trump for lunch in Times Square
Had a slice of pizza, really loved his big hair
In 2016, maybe we could run...
Now it's off to to Boston
(where) Revere "warned the British that they can't take our guns."
"History books she needs!"
We'd hear it from the lamestream left
They'd tell us "History books she needs!"
But from the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
I never read the papers, but I bulls**t well
With my cool rogue style
Six months later my campaign's in trouble
And I ain't been in the news, now, for a while, oh no....
Ain't been in the news for a while, uh-huh
She was forced to abandon her travelin' show
Her daughter used to dance and she made a lot of dough.
N.B.C. would mock her whenever they could
Gettin' pretty hostile, and Lawrence told the viewers "she's no-damn-good"
"History books she needs!"
They'd hear it from the people on the left
They'd tell them "History books she needs!"
But on the Right, corporations comin' around
To lay their money down
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Good parody to appear on August 1, 2011, the 40th Anniversary of the premiere of "The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour." Sonny may have been a Republican, but I find it hard to believe he'd have liked Palin.
Jeff - This is too skilled and amusing to offend my right-wing sensibilities. I wish Lawrence used a fraction as much artistry in making his points as you do. ;D
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