-> "T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth"
Original Song Title:
"Gypsies,Tramps and Thieves"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth"
The Lyrics
We had met Dr.Hammond, who was CEO,
a company called InGen, where dinos are cloned.
John would do whatever he could.
Breed a Brachiosaurus.
Tell us that he's stumbled onto something good...
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night you could hear them prowl around...
and chase somebody down.
Picked up the tour, behind the wheel.
T.Rex arrived, turned the lawyer into a meal.
Fell into a ravine, knew that we were done.
Dilophosaurus killed Dennis.
And John would have shot him, if he knew what he'd done.
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night you could feel one come around...
and chase somebody down.
Plenty of schooling, I was taught so well,
of their smooth, bird-like style.
Three months later, we are now in trouble.
And I have to leave Tim and Lex for a while, oh.
I have to leave the kids for a while, oh.
I had found Ellie Statler, who was now alone.
Her study was in plants, so this scared her I know.
Hammond would do whatever he could.
Shut down the system, get to the kids before they should...
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night we could hear them come around...
and cry out very loud!
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
We'd hear it from the screeching and the sounds, we'd call them,
T.Rex, Raptors with Teeth!
But every night we could hear them come around...
and chase somebody down.
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