Sat all day at "Eat 'N Park",
Just thought I'd have some food on the fly.
Sat all day at "Eat 'N Park",
A burger and a small side of fry.
Menu glancing, telegraphing,
I scan to the ice cream.
Hoping to try 'em all.
Sit and fidget (read and scan)
And I've been waiting such a long time,
I sat all day.

Sat all day at "Eat 'N Park",
Seemed longer than the month of July.
Sat all day at "Eat 'N Park",
How long it takes a burger to fry?
Waiters balking, time's a whiling,
If I ran this lunch bar,
Pink slip one and all.
Fire up that range, my word!
Wrap your digits (round that pan)
'Cause I've been waiting such a long time,
Fry away.

Slow motion waiters duck and cover out the way,
My yawns man, should scan, been waiting here all day.
Bring my chicken at any cost,
At any cost.

Wait for days at "Eat 'N Park".
Takes all day for burgers to fry.
Wait for days at "Eat 'N Park".
Seems like days the staff is so spry.
Fries sit greasing, ain't no munching,
No food preparation.
Waiting, that is all.
If you want it, you can't get it,
Sit and fidget (on your can)
'Cause I've been waiting such a long time,
Sat all day.