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Song Parodies -> "If You Eat Beans Now"
Original Song Title:
"If You Leave Me Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chicago
Parody Song Title:
"If You Eat Beans Now"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
If you eat beans now
You'll make and spray the biggest fart at me
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
And if you eat beans now
You'll bake a spray that makes it hard to breathe
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, girl, oh just don't poot today!
A gut like yours is one that's so unkind
How could you let it rip today?
Here come two farts, they're leaving your behind
How could you send it all my way?
When tomorrow comes (oh) you will regret
Methane you spread today
(instrumental)
Your colon's door should be perfumed with lime
Why would you let one slip away?
I've done my part, got my mask on in time
Now let your brimstone butt-breath spray
Have some charcoal, hun, or folks will think
Your insides died today
If you eat beans now
You'll make and spray the biggest fart at me
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ooo, girl, you've just got to have your beans re-fried
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ahh, ahh, your gust got to me, oh girl...
If you eat beans now
You'll make and spray the biggest fart at me
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
And if you eat beans now
You'll bake a spray that makes it hard to breathe
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, girl, oh just don't poot today!
A gut like yours is one that's so unkind
How could you let it rip today?
Here come two farts, they're leaving your behind
How could you send it all my way?
When tomorrow comes (oh) you will regret
Methane you spread today
(instrumental)
Your colon's door should be perfumed with lime
Why would you let one slip away?
I've done my part, got my mask on in time
Now let your brimstone butt-breath spray
Have some charcoal, hun, or folks will think
Your insides died today
If you eat beans now
You'll make and spray the biggest fart at me
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ooo, girl, you've just got to have your beans re-fried
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
NO!
BABY, PLEASE DON'T!
NO!!!
Ooo-ahh, ahh, your gust got to me, oh girl...
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I can't believe I'm the first one to comment on this. And to praise it. Where are all the boys??? 5s...
I guess I should read ahead before I comment. This is funnier.
The prigs must be on vacation.
punfully putrid...5s
Thanks Arwen, Rick D, JB, and Alvin.
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