-> "Saturday In the Mall"
Original Song Title:
"Saturday In the Park"
Parody Song Title:
"Saturday In the Mall"
The Lyrics
Saturday in the mall,
I think it was the ninth of April
Saturday in the mall,
I think it was the ninth of April
People coughing, people sneezing
A man hoarding TP
Filling his cart to overflowing!
Everybody is a douche
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Another day in the mall
I think it was the ninth of April
Another day in the mall
I think it was the ninth of April
People skittering, really yelling
A man breaking light bulbs
And puking for us all
Will you help him steal Cleanax?
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
They found a vaccine for COVID-19 oh yeah!
An ash can still can tell stories of snipes
Fuck you little shits all is lost, all is lost, oh yeah yeah…
Runny days in the mall
Every day's the ninth of April
Runny days in the mall
Every day's the ninth of April
People pissing, people shitting
A real toilet bowl feast
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day, yeah yeah
Hoo hoo oh
Hmm hmmm
Hmm hmmm
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