Saturday at the store,
I think it was the ninth of April
Saturday at the store,
I think it was the ninth of April
People puking, people hurling
A man breaking light bulbs
Big piles of broke glass!
Everybody is a douche
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Another day at the store
I think it was the ninth of April
Another day at the store
I think it was the ninth of April
People coughing, really ralfing
A man breaking table lamps
And puking for us all
Will you help him break lamps?
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
They found a vaccine for COVID-19 oh yeah!
A merferator can still can tell stories of asses
Fuck you and the horse that rode you in, oh yeah yeah…
Runny days at the store
Every day's the ninth of April
Runny days at the store
Every day's the ninth of April
People running, people jumping
Like little fucking lemmings
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day, no noooo
Hoo hoo oh
Hmm hmmm
Hmm hmmm