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Song Parodies -> "Bowlin' on the River"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary (Rollin' on the river)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Bowlin' on the River"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
The Ice Age has struck the planet
Everywhere it snows every night and day
But I never thought that I would discover
The most amazing sport on ice today
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Rolled it all the way to Memphis,
Even got a strike down in New Orleans
Took me quite a while to bowl the Mississippi
Now I'm tryin' to bowl all the little known streams
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
If you come down to a river,
I bet you gonna end up there for a while
You don't have to worry if you think it's easy
Wait 'till you try to skate down the Nile
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
Everywhere it snows every night and day
But I never thought that I would discover
The most amazing sport on ice today
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Rolled it all the way to Memphis,
Even got a strike down in New Orleans
Took me quite a while to bowl the Mississippi
Now I'm tryin' to bowl all the little known streams
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
If you come down to a river,
I bet you gonna end up there for a while
You don't have to worry if you think it's easy
Wait 'till you try to skate down the Nile
10 pound will keep on Rollin',
Ice skates will keep us goin'
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin' on the river.
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