-> "Loud, Scary"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loud, Scary"
The Lyrics
Led a hood mob like Frank Nitti,
Jerkin' 'mokee with scams on their plight he'd prey.
Rippin' off the boss your obit ain't seein'.
Buryin' out the way flings in trash bin.
Made deals that's discernin'
"Loud, Scary's" power yearnin'.
Stolen, stolen, stolen, and delivered.
Cleared a lot of slates in Memphis,
Plump he got from 'pane down in New Orleans.
But he never got raw as his hoods so gritty,
Then he found his niche on the New York mob scene.
Big wheels felt him earnin',
"Loud, Scary" got his turn in.
Rulin', rulin' rulin', he'd deliver.
[Instrumental Interlude]
Growlin', snarlin' powerin', he'd take over.
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If any mobster should quiver,
Catch 'em in a bind and those feeble don't live.
So you'd better worry if you ripped his money,
"2-Loud" shared a sliver with the royalties "vigged".
Big deals best be learnin',
Mess with, you'll be burnin'.
Stoolin', fool 'em', roll 'em in the river.
Stealin', reel 'em, deal 'em and deliver.
Rig 'em, vig 'em, 'stig' 'em in the liver.
(Fade)
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