Well, let me back up where fool users go, yeh,
Let me encumber pings and bugs.
Lookin' at the log of crash stat bytes.
Readin' along some driver code's not right,
Reboots snarl trackin' on the baseline.

I can see a full logs history,
Wonder if some dope's still hangin' up the tree.
Need a quick cheat slow down the shadow module,
Deny, on the fly, some hack's bein' a bother.
Move a data block, before it starts screen saver,

Up at coding camp I learned my ways, oh,
With flat bed scanners and cross linked files,
Old coding junkers rook you over,
Gonna hafta find those work files again,
And if they got tossed crank on up the screen saver.