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Song Parodies -> "Come On Quit Breakin' Wind"
Original Song Title:
"Up Around The Bend"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Come On Quit Breakin' Wind"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
'Benjo' is a Japanese word meaning toilet or what is called the open sewers that run along the streets in that country. Last word in first line of second verse.
I would think to the head you'd be goin',
Something crawled up your butt and died.
Stay away, stay away, I am choking,
Left one stinkin' rip behind.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Ooh!
Cause it's strong and it's vile, like a benjo,
Better get to squeezin' wood.
Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Fuel the neon lights it could.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Ooh!
You could go and gas off in the ocean,
Mix that brine with that dismal spray.
I am sure that it's not constipation,
Or you're rear wouldn't smell that way.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Yeah!
Ooh!
Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Cause your seat's hangin' to your knee.
There's a place called the head you'd be goin',
Go there now 'cause you're chokin' me.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Yeah!
Do your doo-doo.
Something crawled up your butt and died.
Stay away, stay away, I am choking,
Left one stinkin' rip behind.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Ooh!
Cause it's strong and it's vile, like a benjo,
Better get to squeezin' wood.
Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Fuel the neon lights it could.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Ooh!
You could go and gas off in the ocean,
Mix that brine with that dismal spray.
I am sure that it's not constipation,
Or you're rear wouldn't smell that way.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Yeah!
Ooh!
Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway,
Cause your seat's hangin' to your knee.
There's a place called the head you'd be goin',
Go there now 'cause you're chokin' me.
Why can't you hold it in?
Come on quit breakin' wind.
Yeah!
Do your doo-doo.
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Gross!! But, very good, Guy!
Hershy highway LOL! Very good Guy.
Yeah, the way Fogerty goes "oooh" in this one always made me wonder if it was recorded in the ol' benjo...great stuff
Guy, you da master of the gas dis-ass-ter! I bow to your Royal Flatulent Majesty and offer you my humble three 5's as tribute.
ABC comp.--545 for Guy, 1 point loss for sheer tastelessness. :)
(ABC) Voted earlier - and this one's still a gas!
Ooh!, indeed. Lines like "Somethin' died up in your Hershey highway" are utterly cringe-inducing. Which is, clearly, the desired effect.
Excellent Guy!
Smells great! I killed myself laughing.
I'm not going to vote, as I would give it a bad score just because I don't find potty humor at all funny.
(ABC) Guy, I remember this one from "RAD & MAD" doing the 10 parody song verses way back in December sometime. Guess I didn't vote then (or maybe I did, but I don't see a comment so I probably didn't. Was on a different computer then from different location). 5-5-5
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