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Song Parodies -> "Balloon Rising"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Moon Rising"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Balloon Rising"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Now get this bal-loon risin',
This driver's troubles start today.
His car got seats of fine leather,
There be some hefty fines to pay.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
Soon the wrecker be a towin',
Just had to stop in that saloon.
Just keep a tryin' and a blowin',
Too drunk to blow up this bal-loo-in.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
Turn 'round, put your hands together,
Busted for Dee Double-You Eye.
On my backseat, expensive leather,
Just don't be barfin' in my ride.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
This driver's troubles start today.
His car got seats of fine leather,
There be some hefty fines to pay.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
Soon the wrecker be a towin',
Just had to stop in that saloon.
Just keep a tryin' and a blowin',
Too drunk to blow up this bal-loo-in.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
Turn 'round, put your hands together,
Busted for Dee Double-You Eye.
On my backseat, expensive leather,
Just don't be barfin' in my ride.
Don't drive drunk tonight,
Endanger limb and life.
Here's a bal-loon, make it rise.
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Really good work on this, Guy!
He can't even blow up the balloon? Grab that sucker's keys for sure! 555
Well, you should never drink and derive, but I´m calculating this one is up for at least some good votes. :-)
Great advice for Glen Campbell and Wynona.
Good job, Guy!
Yah the song was pretty good, buddy although I dont know what its about. Why is the red ballon rising? and also why the guys wants to make it rise? but GOOD JOB!
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