That one stunk! I had a wine and cheese party at my house one time and sent out the following invitations: "Bring your favorite wine, and we'll cut the cheese" 5's

Guy, you have certainly written quite a PHEW parodies on this stinkin' topic. Have 5 pickled eggs with boston baked beans, sauerkraut, and raw broccoli to go.

Thru the smoggy screen I vote all 5's.....really good job, Guy!

Your parodies really have taken over my monitor..I see fumes coming out of it all the time.

Don't it make my brie turn bleu. Fumin' Fives.

Great job!

Who´ll stop these parodies about farting, that I wonder, yes I wonder (but the answer is probably blowing in the wind).

This parody makes me hungry for some White Castles (unfortunately, their outlets are not west of Kansas City and I live in Vegas).

When in doubt, blame it on the vegetarian. ;-O 5's

5's for a parody that stinks!

Stanky, but I mean that in a good way.

Ah, Guy...this was "musical fruit" for my nostrils (and my brain). Had gotten hung up in the "dead babies" item discussion and this provided a breath of fresh air in comparison and I thank you most sincerely for resetting my default perspective to it's original settings for this site. Here to have fun, although I occasionally must veer off into political or social stuff when I feel strongly enough and need to express/vent. Farts away, Captain Flatulo!! Scower the mainsail and break out the Lysol and Air Freshener, we are again prepared to journey forth to the Farthest reaches of the Earth's posterior in search of stench. Our motley crue holds it nose and awaits the next odiferous ode. Ahoy! Captain, on the aft side, t'is Moby BUTTHOLE...Oh, Captain...he's gonna blow!!AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Now that I've come to after being overcome... this reeks! Great job working with the feel of the original. It reminds me of an orchestra rehearsal last summer where someone near me in the WIND section kept firing off silent-but-deadlies. It was hard to play and gag at the same time!

Mari D - the "Wind" section, eh? Most appropo (or "apoo-poo" ?). Yes, and on the flute I believe you must at times inhale rather sharply...couldn't be too pleasant standing behind the behind of a Master-Gas-Passer.

Fumey! Fumey! Fumey! This is now my new favorite word (replacing spork...) :-D

Great job Guy; hey maybe Rick should do "Loud Mari" (maybe not)

They say he who denied it, supplied it. So I'm denying triple fives.

No, Claude, because then she's do "Ricky, You're Such A Bummer"

Thanks everyone for your support. This was a fun one to write - I'm getting used to writing with a gas mask on now.

Uh, Guy, this is not what I meant when I said, "You can't go wrong with a cheese parody." Nor is it what they meant when they said, "Ahhhh, the power of cheese!" But as Mel Brooks, who would certainly appreciate this, would say, "The only sin is not being funny."

5's Guy. I'm a little late, so now it's 6-day-old stink.

Restoring my previous 555 vote.

"Chem attack", "Silent thunder" LOL!

(Gross) A poetic piece about cutting cheese! Lovely! Silent but violent, loud and proud, smell from hell, lettin' loose with the juice,pestulent flatulence... *sniff sniff* Is that fives I smell?

(Gross) Scratch and sniff above!

(Gross)Eeewww!

Close to poop

(Gross Contest) Gross job, Guy - 5's. See my above comments for further edificiation.

I like this a lot more the second time around; I don't think I properly appreciated the title sub the first time. And as always, lots of clever matches to the original. Very good.