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Song Parodies -> "Hookers At My Front Door"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin' Out My Back Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Hookers At My Front Door"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
As if buying property wasn't hard enough these days....
Just moved in to my new place
Neighbourhood's a disgrace
Pimps on the prowl, painted gals by the score
And now I realise why
Cars slow as they drive by
Two two two...hookers at my front door
Miss Delilah's doin' fast deals
And Lulu's wearin' high heels
Makes me angry; they're conducting "bi'ness" on the lawn
Right next to my white picket
Hoes are sellin' tickets
Two two two...hookers at my front door
Ten marines take off their pants; it's supply and demand
I won't go outside when they're buying poon
Noo, noo, noo...
Guys are loving ladies
Next to my Mercedes
Two two two...hookers at my front door
(Instrumental..in a cheesy 80's porno stylee)
Tanned-up teens with breast implants are playing "hide the gland"
And they're selling rides to a whole platoon
Noo, noo, noo...
My garage they've "borrowed"
I'm moving out tomorrow
Shoo, shoo, shoo!...Hookers at my front door
Heading back to Dad and Mom
Sick of finding condoms
Quite a prophylactic garden coverin' my lawn
Nothing there would keep me
Not even all the freebies
So adieu....hookers at my front door!
Neighbourhood's a disgrace
Pimps on the prowl, painted gals by the score
And now I realise why
Cars slow as they drive by
Two two two...hookers at my front door
Miss Delilah's doin' fast deals
And Lulu's wearin' high heels
Makes me angry; they're conducting "bi'ness" on the lawn
Right next to my white picket
Hoes are sellin' tickets
Two two two...hookers at my front door
Ten marines take off their pants; it's supply and demand
I won't go outside when they're buying poon
Noo, noo, noo...
Guys are loving ladies
Next to my Mercedes
Two two two...hookers at my front door
(Instrumental..in a cheesy 80's porno stylee)
Tanned-up teens with breast implants are playing "hide the gland"
And they're selling rides to a whole platoon
Noo, noo, noo...
My garage they've "borrowed"
I'm moving out tomorrow
Shoo, shoo, shoo!...Hookers at my front door
Heading back to Dad and Mom
Sick of finding condoms
Quite a prophylactic garden coverin' my lawn
Nothing there would keep me
Not even all the freebies
So adieu....hookers at my front door!
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at least they're not IN your Mercedes, Kristof - so what are you complaining about? caveat emptor I say - 555 - btw does Mom mean Mum? (just kidding - from a self-confessed Aussie who uses "ass")
Thanks Stu...yeah, I should be ashamed of myself for pandering to Americans; but "mom" does rhyme better with condom...
Hilarious, KR!
many wonderful lines in this well written parody...5s plus
Yeah, but have you had women with clubs chase each other on your street???? That's a real treat.
Hookers, eh? hmm, where do you live?....Probably can't deal much with fives, tho
Not in your part of town surely......... superb as usual!!
Another winner here, Kristof, keep 'em comin'.......fivers
I should have known that you wrote it, Kristof. Funny as all get out. :D 5's
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LMFAO Kristof. 555 as usual. This got me wondering where their pimp was, so KING OF THE HO'S is coming out tomorrow.
It could have been worse, you could have been living next to theater scheduled to show the new Star Wars movie, then it would have been "Wookies at your front door". Or next to a mob restaurant; "Bookies at your front door".
(ABC3) I hear they're building condos down near the Chicken Ranch in Texas....555
(ABC) Thou speakest according to the trick!
A high-rent parody about a low-rent district.--MM
(ABC3) Funny work here, Kristof, and the recording really brought it to life. Not even freebies would keep you? - that must be a rough neighborhood! 555
(ABC3-H) poon? and seeing "mom" rhymed with "condom" makes me need a cup of tea - typically clever stuff KR - and whacky recording too
It could be worse, I could be your neighbor....
(ABC-H) You must have a mob realtor
It could be worse, Matthias could be my neighbor. Excellent recording!
Glad I saw all the comments on this, Kristof...this is wonderfully hysterical right from the first verse all the way through! Packed (so to speak) with great lines and rhymes...5's, of course ~ ~ ~
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