-> "Crosby Cooks at Our House"
Original Song Title:
"Our House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crosby Cooks at Our House"
The Lyrics
Steve, mow the lawn
Hey, Graham, pick some flowers
I'll decide what to cook today
Slaving at the stove
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
bitch and moan
And whine and groan
All day
The whole damn day
Don't like the chow?
You do not like
My souffled spinach
"All your cooking sucks
The sautéed mushrooms
Are undercooked
Cheese should be grated
Food this evening
Tastes like poo"
I'm tired of them
They're rude
Hey guys, get screw-ew-ewed
You grouse
So you don't like how I cook
Get a spouse
You two cats like to gripe
But I am not your wife
You don't like how I cook
Well, go get screwed
Good-bye...
Bye, bye, bye-bye-bye-bye
Bye, bye-bye-bye-bye
Bye, bye, bye-bye-bye
Bye, bye, bye-bye-bye-bye
(and on, and on, etc., to match the "La-la's" of the OS here)
I quit!
If you don't like how I cook
Go eat sh*t
I slave all day real hard
So you baboons don't starve
While you guys take it easy
Man, that's screwed
So, guys
You kiss my ass
Now you can go hire
Someone to cook
Your meals
Each day-yay-yay-yay
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