Please sit dow-ow-wn, Dave
We've exciting news
to tell you
It's important that you hear
the things we say

We must tell you now
that we all are
very sorry
For the way that we
comported ourselves
yester-day

Now it's time for us
to "fess up
we weren't very fair
Uncool to treat you
in that wa-aa-aaay

So it now
behooves us
to apologi-ii-iiize
We are sorry
but there's more
we have to sa-aaay

(Instrumental Break)
{During Instrumental Break - sing following part lightly to the tune}
[Kissy-kiss,
kissy-kiss
uu-uu-uu-up
now it's time for
us to
ki-ii-iiss up
because we've
discovered
that we really need
Da-aa-aa-aa-aaavve]

Except for *Neil Young
we regret the way
we acted
it is time that
we retracted
all those an-gry words

Food was not that bad
Truth is we were all
just jealous
and our envy did
compel us
to treat you like turd

We're here now
to kiss up
here to kiss your ass
We're sorry
we caused
you dis-ma-aay

Hope these words
are soothing
and smooth off
the e-ee-eeddge
We're so sorry for our
immature dis-pla-aay

We're here now
to suck-up
Keep you in the group
Harmony you do
can't be repla-aaced

And we've hired
someone
else to cook
the fo-oo-ood
It was so unfair
to make you do that
Da-aa-aave
While we sat on our behinds
and watched you slaa-aa-aa-aa-aaaavvve
(Kiss, kiss)