She's a loud slothful cheap affair
Blonde with surely dark-rooted hair
Now her money is running low
Sugar Daddy has told her "Go blow!"
She can't bend or her rear will be seen
As she walks with a drunken lean
To coquette with the nearest queue
And she's soaked to the gills with gin
Got a skill - she's a ravening whore
'Cus she slept with ten guys since 4
She's a twit with no moral rules
As she's puttin' the make upon

Failures writhing on the dance floor
Those men - drinkin' their wages low
It's the meatiest show
Take a look at this woman
Fawning after wrong guys
So man! Understand you'll never know...
Still I persist telling: Don't
Choose your wife in bars

It's an American search for vows
That chick's on spouse hunt - hard-up and how
Now the bikers are in the game
She's gonna be nailed again
Says it's nice for to be explored
Those high heels don't see her ignored
With four-letters she's quite profound
In her grammar, both verbs and nouns
But she's finding it harder to score
'Cus she looks like some bad decor
She's about to be sick again
But she's basking in looks from the

Failures writhing on the dance floor
Those men - drinkin' their wages low
It's the meatiest show
Take a look at this woman
Fawning after wrong guys
So man! Understand you'll never know...
Still I persist telling: Don't
Choose your wife in bars