-> "Birth Of My Daughter"
Original Song Title:
"Smoke on the Water"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Birth Of My Daughter"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
My wife was nine months pregnant
She was quite heavy with my child
This great pressure she did then feel
It wouldn't be much time
Real soon she'd be a Mother
I panicked and I ran around
Was so stupid, yeah, was real dumb
really needed to calm down
Wife broke her water
Soon I would have a child
Would be my daughter
[instrumental break]
{I'll be a Dad}
I ran 'round the whole damned house
I nearly became unwound
Lucky that everything did work out
Having kids is tough I found
Out to the car, I drove her
Drove careful; I was in a daze
Because time was running out
Wife screamed, so I picked up the pace
"When will we get there?"
I said, "Another mile...
Hang on till then, Dear"
[longer instrumental break - picture a wild ride to the hospital during the guitar solo part here]
We finally got to the hospital
I was glad that we got there
'Cause if I had been stuck I would have had to try
To help my wife child-bear
Went through some red lights, man, that made me sweat
That stuff can make you dead
I'm so glad that we made it through this
For sure, you know I'll never forget
Birth of my daughter
My first and only child
Got me a daughter
[instrumentals to end Fade]
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