I went downtown to buy new shoes
Wondered, "Should I feed the meter?"
It was the weekend, shouldn't matter
Put back change; I'd keep

When I got through shopping
much to my surprise
I got incensed; was rattled
Temper; It sure did rise

This Police girl I did see there
ticket pad was in her hand
I yelled, "Hey, just what gives here?"
I was hot, yeah, really mad
I said, "Hey, M'am, that's really cold
I think that's really raw"
She said, "Please move this heap, Sir
or it will be towed off"
That ticked me off

I tried to speak, but words did not come
She said, "Tell it in court"
Her attitude was not very friendly
was the surly sort

She was so abrasive
dissed me, I would say
Yeah, you could say I got real pissed
I had become enraged

I said things I can't repeat here
"Go get screwed", was the most bland
She said, "Watch your step, Mister
or you'll end up in the can
I do not have to take this, dude
so you'd best mind your mouth"
I was so overheated
I told that rude bitch off
She called more cops

Was in the slams the next thing I knew...