She was kinda high, yet she did drive
And got nailed with a DUI.
Jailed but released 'cause she's a fat cat.
Now there's Schadenfreude fever 'cause the bitch is back.

Gets the treatment on amiright;
Blogosphere flooded with a terabyte.
Bitch in the sycophant socialite crew
Has to find out the hard way, time she will do.

Yo, the bitch, yeah, the bitch,
Oh, the bitch is back,
Stone cold sober, in the slammer she's packed,
'cause this bitch, yeah, this bitch
Thinks she's better than you.
But the judge isn't moved
By her boo-hoo-hoo.

She entertains though she's no brain;
A poked hole's what gave her fame.
In Brit, Nichole, Lindsay Lo pack:
Crack-flashers, addicts in rehab,
But the bitch is back.

Yo, the bitch, yeah, the bitch
Oh, the bitch is back,
Stone cold sober, and with sobs she is wracked.
'cause this bitch, yeah, this bitch
Wets her face with boo-hoos.
She cries to mommy, who's
A vapid bitch too.