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Song Parodies -> "Teacher, I've Seen You"
Original Song Title:
"Teacher, I Need You"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Teacher, I've Seen You"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
I was sitting in my bedroom
Findin’ ways to circumvent
The way the filtered net treats me
It is wrong and it is mean
It’s a Marxist regime
For those shady sites it holds me from seein’
I was just about to leave it
Then I made my hack work
And her image ‘sploded on my screen
Teaching’s occupation
‘Magine my elation
How I yelped when seein’ Ms Asquith steam…
Oh teacher I’ve seen you - folio compiled
Messaged all my buddies, those couldn’t reach: I dialled
Forgive me fascination as the lust accrues
There’s no de-bate - numb from display
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
Refresh to see it better
Talk about revealing…
Lusty ‘extra credit’ scenes…
Playing dominatrix
In some lingerie from Frederick’s
Predilection is for hurting men, I see…
It’s so fitting in the classroom
Your look in Abercrombie
Sedate and prim apparelings
But your cyber ventures
Job’s in peril of some censures
(And that apple scene’s an awesome thing!)
Oh teacher I’ve seen you - how you made me smile
Is that princ’pal Skinner costumed in school attire?!
The Board of Education: surely this day rues
Class: can’t think straight, my mind’s astray
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
Oh teacher I’ve seen you in a dot.com file
You’ve got prop-things with you that prove you versatile
You’ve helped my education - made my joystick move
Let me be straight: one mega day!
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
Findin’ ways to circumvent
The way the filtered net treats me
It is wrong and it is mean
It’s a Marxist regime
For those shady sites it holds me from seein’
I was just about to leave it
Then I made my hack work
And her image ‘sploded on my screen
Teaching’s occupation
‘Magine my elation
How I yelped when seein’ Ms Asquith steam…
Oh teacher I’ve seen you - folio compiled
Messaged all my buddies, those couldn’t reach: I dialled
Forgive me fascination as the lust accrues
There’s no de-bate - numb from display
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
Refresh to see it better
Talk about revealing…
Lusty ‘extra credit’ scenes…
Playing dominatrix
In some lingerie from Frederick’s
Predilection is for hurting men, I see…
It’s so fitting in the classroom
Your look in Abercrombie
Sedate and prim apparelings
But your cyber ventures
Job’s in peril of some censures
(And that apple scene’s an awesome thing!)
Oh teacher I’ve seen you - how you made me smile
Is that princ’pal Skinner costumed in school attire?!
The Board of Education: surely this day rues
Class: can’t think straight, my mind’s astray
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
Oh teacher I’ve seen you in a dot.com file
You’ve got prop-things with you that prove you versatile
You’ve helped my education - made my joystick move
Let me be straight: one mega day!
Teacher I, teacher I, teacher I, teacher I’ve seen you
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funny concept set to one of elton's lesser known ditties...dug it
Another exquisitely rendered M&P parody. This one tirggers memories of my 9th grade rookie Spanish teacher--a dead ringer for Gillian Anderson (who'd not even be born until 7 years later)--who inpsired and starred in every male students' excrutiatingly detailed mind-porn. Alas, Ms. O was--as something I I chanced to eyewitness removed from rumor's real to reality--a (deeply closeted; it was 1961, after all) lesbian. Sigh.
Love this delightful ~ M & P ~ production ! The thought of seeing teachers or Nuns on the interNet is indeed funny, if not surprising !
ARrrgggghhhh!
inspired/student's/excruciatingly/one "I"/realm/reality's
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inspired/student's/excruciatingly/one "I"/realm/reality's
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M & P the new film, ~Austrailia~ starts in the USA on the 26th; it stars Kidman & Hugh Jackman( huba huba ). The director Buz Larmann( MoulinRouge) promises it to be like GONE WITH THE WIND, downUdder ! They 're using real, historical 1940's decor :
(HemingwayEsque DownUdder). This required building a "new bed" just to fit Jackman, as he was too tall for the real antique ! Now just how sexy is that ? ? ? Man I gotta get "downUdder", see those AussieCowboys! !
Great OS choice for this one! I grade this 555
Heehee absolute classic!!! I saw some teacher in Germany gave a class an eyeful with a live striptease recently - never did that in my day ! NorCALCougar: Yes, Aussie men are most definitely the sexiest ! ;)
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