-> "Glenn, He Is Upset"
Original Song Title:
"Bennie and the Jets"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Glenn, He Is Upset"
The Lyrics
“Gays, Yids, snare you in their tether—
Let’s get the spotlight on ’em;
We white men must stick together.
Let’s kill Barack—attack tonight. . .
Must hold our ground!”
Can’t help but hear his senseless goon shtick. . .
Squalid squalls of sound.
“OK man was Ronnie, though might have been Red;
Now I have my doubts!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.
“I say you’re weird if not gun-love full!”
Oh Glenn, he’s screechy-keen
“Put on some Texas boots and go there, shoot
Some wetbacks to help keep this country clean!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.
“Slay Spics—if you don’t, you’re faithless.
Lady* has blinded
You to the Asian-race mess.
Whites shall survive if we abate the throng.
Gotta fight these parasites out in the streets!”
Creep is really right, but so wrong.
“Loved Stalin, did Ronnie; that guy was Red!
A Commie-way tout!!”
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.
Stoking the fears of the gun-love fools,
Oh Glenn, he’s screechy-keen.
He’s got a reddish snoot, this blow-air coot;
He needs sedation with some Thorazine.
Gl-Gl-Gl-Glenn, he is upset.
Glenn keens,
Glenn screams,
Glenn needs a rest.
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