-> "Mighty Dammers"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mighty Dammers"
The Lyrics
Blue Spruce, tasting; Elms they’re wasting; eating ’cross the land.
Nifty bite, white-teeth smile; they’re wary of boozed hick man.
Fallin’ trees, yeah. They’re gutsy, seekin’ dam site, that’s the plan.
See how they’re stripping, their teeth ripping;
Mighty dammers take a stand.
Teethin’ trees, outlandish glees,
Gnashing thickets, routing rods.*
Hurting ash with a gash;
Trunk bouleversement’s** pretty bad.
Pianos grand could be this stand--
Chips now, this arboretum.
Brook is blocked by sylvan shock;
The turbid flow is doomed. . .a sump.
But oh how they squeal and steal,
Pines to shear. . .an oaken bier.
Toast, that yew—a slew they’re clearing.
Croak that oak, fir, might dammers.
Count the dead pines on your byway.
Lay ’em down those trees you’ve riven;
You've bitten big beeches today.
Spruce juice, tasting; helm the wasting; stream can’t cross, flood land.
Rifty bite, tine-teeth smile; he’s scary, the boozed hick man.
Fallin’ trees, yeah. They’re lusting, seekin’ dam site, ash trepan.
See how they’re stripping, their teeth gripping;
Mighty dammers take a stand.
But oh how they squeal and steal,
Pines to shear. . .a grotesque leer.
Toast, that yew—a slew they’re clearing.
Croak that oak, fir, might dammers.
Count the dead pines on your byway.
Lay ’em down those trees you’ve riven;
You’ve been busy beavers today.
*1 rod = 5.5 yards
**overturning
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 6 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 6 | |
| 6 | |
| 6 | |
|