-> "Raga Man"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Rocket Man"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Raga Man"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			He don’t play rags—that type’s not right.
On that tower of wood and strings,
Watch his fingers take flight: what a sight, my friend.
His digits surge; the tones are rife—
Only bliss on his face
His wrist is lithe; his touch is light.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long line;
It touches untapped places in your mind.
We don’t mean bad things when we say he drones—
Notes, notes, notes notes. . . . he’s a raga man,
Raga man, churning out such tunes—I weep and moan.
Bars ain’t the kind you find in West’s music;
Those wouldn’t go so well;
Those cadences sound just a bit too slick.
Not diatonic. . .we don’t understand—
To us, we might quip, it’s all Greek,
The raga man, raga man.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long line;
It touches untapped places you can’t find;
It’s got a whole lotta tiny-step tones,
Tones, tones, tones tones from the raga man,
Raga man, churning out such tunes that sweep yet drone.
And I think it’s gonna be in time 5/9. . . .
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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