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Song Parodies -> "Toe Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"Toe Pain"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You're annoyed when they shout
As from blocks you burst out:
"No pain!"
Then you hear the next round
As feet pound the ground:
"No gain!"
It's so trite,
It's so trite,
"No pain," right,
"No gain."
The race you will lose;
'Cause too tight are your shoes,
Oh, pain!
When the race is done,
You'll have a big bunion,
Toe pain.
They're too tight!
They're too tight!
They're too tight!
Toe pain
Your feet are filets;
You can't do pliés,
Oh, pain!
Your heel, toward the back,
Turning blue and black,
Mo' pain.
Shoes too tight,
Toes red, bright,
Inject site:
Procaine.
As from blocks you burst out:
"No pain!"
Then you hear the next round
As feet pound the ground:
"No gain!"
It's so trite,
It's so trite,
"No pain," right,
"No gain."
The race you will lose;
'Cause too tight are your shoes,
Oh, pain!
When the race is done,
You'll have a big bunion,
Toe pain.
They're too tight!
They're too tight!
They're too tight!
Toe pain
Your feet are filets;
You can't do pliés,
Oh, pain!
Your heel, toward the back,
Turning blue and black,
Mo' pain.
Shoes too tight,
Toes red, bright,
Inject site:
Procaine.
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one down, 99 to go...right ?
Thanks, Alvin. Might do a few more, but 100? Never!
Looks like you're hooked on coke today, John...nice six pack
Great, no gout about it!
Sounds like my feet on a good day....
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