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Song Parodies -> "Sham Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Sham Pain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You tell shyster your snout
Smashed by door that swung out,
Sham pain.
You tell him you fell down,
Hit head on the ground,
Sham pain.

"So I lied!
So I lied!
So I lied!"
Sham pain.

You tell him that you,
Bit by a rabid shrew,
Sham pain.
Wounded by a gun
Riding your bike for fun,
Sham pain.

"So I lied!
So I lied!
So I lied!"
Sham pain.

He takes your case on
After you writhe and fawn,
Sham pain.
"Don't forget this, quack:
Also hurt my back!"
Sham pain.

So I lied,
Case is tried
Judge rules, snide:
"Sham pain!"
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alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
reminded me of the toast "champagne for my true friends and true pain for my sham friends"
John Barry - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, hadn't heard that one.
Matthias - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
What are you addicted to Cocaine today John? 5's for this one a bunch more to read
TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
John Barry got me a million dollars, er... laughs!
Meriadoc - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Litigiously laughable...

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