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Song Parodies -> "Romaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Romaine"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You scatter seeds about,
Water them and they sprout:
Romaine.
Green shoots pop from the ground
And soon they'll abound:
Romaine.

Needs sunlight,
Needs sunlight,
Treat it right:
Romaine.

To get that soil lose,
You kick it with your shoes--
Toe pain.
To get the pain gone,
Put some soft moleskin on--
No pain.

Needs sunlight,
When it's right
You will bite
Romaine.

Last night hungry fawn
Ate it and it's all gone,
No 'maine.
Sow seeds from your sack;
You can grow it back,
Romaine.

The next night,
Aim gunsight
'Twixt eyes bright:
Roast game.
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Overall Rating: 5.0
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Yoidy - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Great, simple concept; real funny! 555
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
So that's what that green leafy thing was that I saw you stuff up your nose at the Espresso Gardens was...Romaine...you were strung out on Romaine...5's, JB ~ ~ ~
Rex - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Leaf it to you to come up with this idea! 555
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"lettuce" rejoice in this tune
AFW - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Even tho, I'm not Romaineian..I enjoyed this very much
Ann Hammond - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
oh deer! how was it?
PMS - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Darn it! alvin stole my line.

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