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Song Parodies -> "Runny-Nose Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Second Hand News"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Fleetwood Mac
Parody Song Title:
"Runny-Nose Blues"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
Well, I haven't written anything nor posted here in many years. Got a runny-nose and the urge to try one almost simultaneously, so here goes.
My nose; it’s stuffed up all day
Snot runs all over the place
It hurts, Egad, then forms this crust
Down my face that mucus runs down
I gag up yellow stuff
My nose; not much I can do
This blows; snot forms a green pool
I grab snot-rag and I blow out more gross stuff
Down my face more mucus runs down
It makes me puke up stuff
(Phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
It stinks, that mucus does flow
I grab up more tissues and I blow
Runs all day long
I get cross and loudly cuss
That damn mucus just runs down
And makes me gag up stuff
I’m close to losing my mind
I’m glum; grit my teeth and start to cry
I feels so bad; filled with disgust
Gonna lay down on my sad ass
My nose completely stuffed
(Phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
(Phooey, phooey, phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
Got the runny-nose blues; so damn sick I may puke (Bleaah)
Damn those runny-nose blues; now I think I will puke (Bleaah)
Runny-nose; this is screwed, now I am one sad dude (Bleaah)
Runny-nose, say “P.U.”, here it comes - gobs of goo (Bleaah)
Snot runs all over the place
It hurts, Egad, then forms this crust
Down my face that mucus runs down
I gag up yellow stuff
My nose; not much I can do
This blows; snot forms a green pool
I grab snot-rag and I blow out more gross stuff
Down my face more mucus runs down
It makes me puke up stuff
(Phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
It stinks, that mucus does flow
I grab up more tissues and I blow
Runs all day long
I get cross and loudly cuss
That damn mucus just runs down
And makes me gag up stuff
I’m close to losing my mind
I’m glum; grit my teeth and start to cry
I feels so bad; filled with disgust
Gonna lay down on my sad ass
My nose completely stuffed
(Phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
(Phooey, phooey, phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn
Got the runny-nose blues; so damn sick I may puke (Bleaah)
Damn those runny-nose blues; now I think I will puke (Bleaah)
Runny-nose; this is screwed, now I am one sad dude (Bleaah)
Runny-nose, say “P.U.”, here it comes - gobs of goo (Bleaah)
NOTE: Chucky, I had to post using an addition ("2") to my name because I had absolutely no idea what (or even if) my password might have been. Maybe you could somehow group this piece (and any future ones I might post) under my original author page. Thanks, pr
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Yay, PR! Nice to see you here again!
Thanks. I'm not sure how active I'll be but at the very least this may keep the old noggin sloggin' along. When I posted yesterday I knew it had been quite a while, but I didn't realize my last previous parody posting was slightly more than 10 years ago.
We can only hope you'll post some more. This place needs all the help it can get
Well, I just posted a piece for tomorrow. Gonna try to do one each day now, although that might be aiming a bit too high.
Belcome Wack Paul - I'll take this opportunity to ask if you (back when I was a noob some fifteen years ago) were the one who wrote a parody with only one changed word (possibly repeated for the chorus line, I don't remember the exact details) and like TOTALLY changed the meaning of the original. I mean in a good way, not the bad way we regularly see from first time posters. I wan't to revisit that parody for inspiration, it's one of my remaining goals here to one day find a short song I can do something similar with, and I've forgotten what song that one was. It might not have been you, but I'm almost sure it was a regular poster back then with a name ending with -son like me.
Peter - Nope, not me. Now the only other "-son's" with significant posts from back then are Kristof Robertson, Phil Nelson, and Jack Wilson.
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