-> "Cold is "Ice""
Original Song Title:
"Cold As Ice"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cold is "Ice""
The Lyrics
He's pure gold, this "Ice",
Does killing, he'll whack if priced enough.
He's ever so precise,
He will fillet and slice your foe.
He'll clean up a war,
He'll cap them, drop a dime.
He'll even the score,
And leave their hurled behinds.
He's digging for mole,
Who's crowing away.
With torture and drilling,
There's no way won't say.
Here's some cold advice,
Fresh killing just pack in ice, then lug.
Don’t want parasites.
'Round decay, they lay like rice, that go.
Moe Greene [1] learned the score,
They capped him through the eye.
Opposing hardcore,
He peeved the wrong mob guy.
Some frigging wise told,
He's going away.
His future has dealings,
When "Ice" makes his play.
Roll-oll-oll on-on-on "Ice",
You know what you are,
Stroll-oll-oll on-on-on "Ice",
As cold as ice is he,
Cold is "Ice".
So cold is "Ice", cold is "Ice", ask Moe...
Oh yes ask Moe.
So cold is "Ice", cold is "Ice", ask Moe...
Oh yes ask Moe.
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