Santa sings...


I’ve gone... bi-polar, with SANTA INC.
I’m quite the dreamer but I don’t need a shrink
I go crazy, when my business expands
I’m bi-polar, I’m bi-polar


We outgrew the Artic site
But not the Antarctic site
Santa Inc.’s on the go
Now we’ve moved in time
With our newest product lines
We’re going to grow with our presents staged on the poles


Now that we have room, we can make more Christmas dreams come true
Our business boomed, and toy production’s continues to zoom


That’s why we’re... bi-polar, Martha is glee
You ought to see her at the new factory
She gets looney, from the business demands
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar


The Antarctic site
Will be a hub for all flights
To the kids in Chile
It’s going to save me some time
A whole butt load of time
When I go re-load presents, for the folks down in Sydney


Now the hemispheres, are getting ready for more Christmas cheer
With my shortened flights - I can make it home way before light


Yeah were... bi-polar, Martha and me
We wouldn’t leave here even for Hawaii
Call us crazy, with logistical plans
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar, we’re bi


Now we’re no fools, when it comes to crazy Christmas cool
Yeah! we thought of you, and all of the kids in New Zealand too

Yeah we’re... bi-polar, Martha and me
We don’t need treatment or some therapy
We’re not crazy, it’s our company’s plans
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar


Bi-Polar, logistically right
Bi-Polar, it shortens my flights
Bi-Polar, it keeps saving me time
Bi-Polar, and a butt load of flyin
Bi-Polar, we like working in cold
Bi-Polar, with presents on both poles
Bi-Polar, I’m now abroad
Bi-Polar, it sound (bi-polar) so, so odd
Did we mess with your head?