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Song Parodies -> "Bold As Lice"
Original Song Title:
"Cold As Ice"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foreigner
Parody Song Title:
"Bold As Lice"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Been going through my huge pile of parodies, adding hard copies to books, and cracking myself up. (And wondering, "What was I thinking?" Stay around forever Chucky. I don't want to go through THAT again. Although at my present output, it will be a while. Oh, and working on the floor, I noticed my cat brought some friends with him. hence this new parody.
BOLD AS LICE
You’re as bold as lice
You travel those cats and mice you love
My hair has tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, above
I’ve looked at the floor, between the dirt and grime
(iiiicccckkk) You’re hopping the floor, from my beagles’ behind
You’re biting for blood, you’re itching away
(ahhh ahhh) A fortune in powders, that I have to pay
You’re emboldened lice
You travel those cats and mice you love
My pubes have tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, below
I’ve seen you on whores, (ooohoooh) I’ve seen you on a mime
(ooohoooh) You’re stuck in my pores, you’re with me all the time
You’re digging for blood, (ow-ow) You’re making me say
(EEEyow)A fortune in lotions, Please go far away!
Bold as lice, you’re now in my car
Bold, bold as as lice, you’re emboldened lice to me
bold bold bold as as as lice
You’re as bold as lice
You travel those cats and mice you love
My hair has tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, above
I’ve looked at the floor, between the dirt and grime
(iiiicccckkk) You’re hopping the floor, from my beagles’ behind
You’re biting for blood, you’re itching away
(ahhh ahhh) A fortune in powders, that I have to pay
You’re emboldened lice
You travel those cats and mice you love
My pubes have tiny rice
And you know that don’t feel nice, below
I’ve seen you on whores, (ooohoooh) I’ve seen you on a mime
(ooohoooh) You’re stuck in my pores, you’re with me all the time
You’re digging for blood, (ow-ow) You’re making me say
(EEEyow)A fortune in lotions, Please go far away!
Bold as lice, you’re now in my car
Bold, bold as as lice, you’re emboldened lice to me
bold bold bold as as as lice
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Sounds like you got a bad case of rice. Good song.
No nits to pick here!
As always, this one is uo to scratch! ;D
Oh, . . . a ~LicePaddyDaddy~, eh?
Lucky I don't have lice...or the fact that I'm not lice! 555 RID products for this one! (RID is head lice treatment, usually for children but usable on adults as well).
Hey, Rick, good to see you back.
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