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Song Parodies -> "New Wok, New Wok"
Original Song Title:
"New York, New York"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"New Wok, New Wok"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Start spreadin' the oil,
I'm fryin' today
I'll do some artichoke in it,
New Wok, New Wok
These veggies won't boil,
Put sauce pans away
Don't need no water soakin it,
New Wok, New Wok
I'm gonna' load it to the limit
But not too deep
And with controlled heat, I will
Simmer and steep
These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it
In my New Wok...
If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...
New Wok, New Wok,
I'm gonna' wok up every evening
And show these creeps
Show them that I am A Chef, Good as the best..
Wokkin's my thrill, I.. am.. A ..Chef!
These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it,
In my New Wok
If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...
New Wok !
I'm fryin' today
I'll do some artichoke in it,
New Wok, New Wok
These veggies won't boil,
Put sauce pans away
Don't need no water soakin it,
New Wok, New Wok
I'm gonna' load it to the limit
But not too deep
And with controlled heat, I will
Simmer and steep
These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it
In my New Wok...
If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...
New Wok, New Wok,
I'm gonna' wok up every evening
And show these creeps
Show them that I am A Chef, Good as the best..
Wokkin's my thrill, I.. am.. A ..Chef!
These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it,
In my New Wok
If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...
New Wok !
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it makes a great big apple sauce, I've heard too AFW - 555
Nice one, AFW. How about "Wok This Way"?
Thanks, Stuart...Big Apple...good pun.. Thanks, John...yeah..lots of possibilities with a good word like wok.
This was stirring. Or stir-frying. Anyway. 555!
Thanks MasonR
start spreadin' some fives
I wanna wok up
With some butterfly prawns (not cheap)
To find I've soy nš1
And half a sheep...
With some butterfly prawns (not cheap)
To find I've soy nš1
And half a sheep...
Thanks, Alvin and Phil
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