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Song Parodies -> "Wedge Giver"
Original Song Title:
"Matchmaker"
Original Performer:
From
Parody Song Title:
"Wedge Giver"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Wedge giver, wedge giver, give me no wedge
Don't chafe my Y with underwear edge
Wedge giver, wedge giver, Pass up my mass
I just hate a wedgie'd a$$..
Wedge giver, wedge giver, my belt, don't pull
Really, your jokes..aren't practical
Don't lurk and jerk on attire I wear
You'll crush my scrotum pair..
Though I'm the new kid in high school
And I know it's a custom for geeks
If you will just pass me by, cool..
I'll promise to carry your books for two weeks
Wedge giver, wedge giver, make me a break,
Go wedgie John, or go wedgie Jake
Don't pick me up by my brief bvd's
Edge me no wedgie, please..
Edge me no wedgie, please..
Don't chafe my Y with underwear edge
Wedge giver, wedge giver, Pass up my mass
I just hate a wedgie'd a$$..
Wedge giver, wedge giver, my belt, don't pull
Really, your jokes..aren't practical
Don't lurk and jerk on attire I wear
You'll crush my scrotum pair..
Though I'm the new kid in high school
And I know it's a custom for geeks
If you will just pass me by, cool..
I'll promise to carry your books for two weeks
Wedge giver, wedge giver, make me a break,
Go wedgie John, or go wedgie Jake
Don't pick me up by my brief bvd's
Edge me no wedgie, please..
Edge me no wedgie, please..
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Sir, L'Air de Farce, ~El Satyr Mayor~ in der Land o'b-V-d I grant thee, . . . a three !
Thanks, LThree
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